Drinking and Taxidermy

Presenting The Taxidermist, a Holiday Cocktail:

1 oz vanilla vodka

1 splash grenadine
3 - 4 oz Sprite or Mountain Dew or 7-Up 

Fill glass with ice. Add the vodka. Add the pop. Add a glug or two of Grenadine syrup. Throw in a lemon wedge and a cherry for some Olde Worlde charm. 

Stir, very gently, with the paw, tail or antler of an animal you've recently killed and stuffed.